yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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