Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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