We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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