I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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