the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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