yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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