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I'm jealous of your bromance
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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