She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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