did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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