Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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