if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
send nudes
from the living room?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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