Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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