Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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