The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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