Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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