watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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