The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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