Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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