We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
