I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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