I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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