I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
