She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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