Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
