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say what?
wanna hang out?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
