Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
time to smoke my breakfast
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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