But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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