You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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