I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Is it penis luge time yet?
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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