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• (415): View more from California

  we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one

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• (972): View more from Texas

  so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.

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  so how much did i say i owed you?

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  $5 and a new fuck buddy.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.

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  No one shows this much boob at breakfast

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'

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  that's awkward

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...

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  Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"

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