just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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