that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Randomize
