3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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