i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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