so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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