I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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