omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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