so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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