...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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