You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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