Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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