Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
This is classic penis vs brain.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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