I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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