That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
tell me about the eggs
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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