He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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