So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
