i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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