So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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