I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
