go do what you do best...puke behind churches
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Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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