OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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