i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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