So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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