come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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