i just had sex bonerless
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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