There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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