People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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